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Thank you for being patient with the Mafia. We are now back and ready to fuckin kill. Join our family and be the best in all of elfpack, if not, you are our enemy. Prepare, to simply die.





The Mafia Family





New's on positions!
[Lust] - Don
[Blinded Seraphim] - Vice Don
[James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] - Recruiter, Advertiser, and Events Coordinator
[Voice of the Voiceless] - Bar Owner



If you want to join apply to theThe Mafia Family, if questions talk to the Don[Lust] or the Vice Don [Blinded Seraphim]. Please try and make sure you know what you want to specialize in before you apply! Once joined please visit EP Mafia banners and read the rules at EP Mafia rules. Also enjoy some of the new activities around and have fun!
So for those who need baby steps:
1) Read the list of "Available Positions"
2) Figure out what you want to be.
3) Talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]




If unsure of where you wish to apply, talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]

If you feel they have not answered you talk to the Don and find out why you are not on the list.






Available Positions


The Elfpack Mafia Hospital Guard
Barman/maid
Entertainment
Weapon expert
(please specify)
Assassin
Spy
Accountant
Prostitute/Hoe
Head Mafia Goon
Dr. Death's assistants
Tracker/Problem solver
Political adviser
Undercover Operator
Getaway Driver
Snitch
Others of Demolition
Smuggling
Medical Assistants
Sweeper



To make sure no one ends up kicked out of the mafia we are asking for the members to be at least 15-16 and fairly mature. We dont want dumbass' running around. Thank you for your time.






The Mafia World

EP Mafia Banners located here.
EP Mafia Photos - The Elfpack Mafia photo gallery.
EP Mafia Rules located here.
Want somewhere to hang out visit the EP Mafia Bar.
EP Mafia War We want war.
Missions? The Elfpack Missions
The Elfpack Mafia Gym
Some one sick or hurt? The Elfpack Mafia Hospital
The strip Club




The Mafia Polls
Vote to help with the growth of the mafia.





Mafia News


[We also need people to suply ][Lust][ with pictures of - You looking mafia tough, being a hot mafia member, your mafia car, and how you love the mafia! Prize's are being decided!]



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Contest!

Starting December 10th until Jan 7th get the best X-mass picture you can, can be dirty, mafia-ish, cute, what ever you think will win the contest!
And then we will start a "trophy room" and you will be the first winner!
See more at Mafia contests



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2006-01-26 [Lust]: I like my page!

2006-01-26 [Blinded Seraphim]: yes, but advertising there will increase the page's visibility, i have several of my wikis there

2006-01-26 [Lust]: Wanna put this one their?

2006-01-26 [Blinded Seraphim]: maybe later, i have to go. have to get up early for a senior meeting tomorrow

2006-01-26 [Lust]: K k lucks!

2006-01-26 [Frosty French Fry]: 1. No luck for me there. 2.I think we that would be cool. 3.See if we can get it featured on Mainstuff for awhile

2006-01-26 [B-Raz]: 1. no ideas sorry 2. yeah pictures would be a good idea 3. what big_pimpin said lol

2006-01-26 [Lust]: Aint you people big help!

2006-01-26 [Frosty French Fry]: well...at least B-Raz's and I's # 3 are good

2006-01-26 [Lust]: I'll try, but their ant and wikis like taht on mainstuff, but I will try, of course. Any more ideas?

2006-01-26 [Frosty French Fry]: all I can think of is like that *Uncle Sam Wants You* Poster....like someone makes something like that then we post it EVERYWHERE *have it say like "The Elfpack Mafia wants YOU!* and use my banner as part of it, the guy with the gun instead of uncle sam

2006-01-26 [B-Raz]: YEAH :D or like you could use someone from like the godfather either one would be good

2006-01-26 [Lust]: I hate that, its also an army poster, and I hate the army.

2006-01-26 [Frosty French Fry]: well..it was just an idea.....whatever then

2006-01-26 [Lust]: Heh! Come on more ideas!

2006-01-26 [B-Raz]: other then the mainstuff thing all we could really do is post it everywhere thats all i'm thinking

2006-01-26 [Frosty French Fry]: ya...thats about it

2006-01-26 [Lust]: Yeah I guess, tall all your friends, that can spell!

2006-01-26 [B-Raz]: ok will do :)

2006-01-26 [Frosty French Fry]: You can spell, you just have issues typing hun

2006-01-26 [Lust]: Fuck you! I mean people who spell it YOU and ARE and dont use damn slangs! Like gr8 or ... that shit! It annoys the crap ouda me!

2006-01-26 [Frosty French Fry]: wait..wha??..im lost

2006-01-26 [Frosty French Fry]: dont fuck me...

2006-01-26 [B-Raz]: lol she's sayin that she wants people who use real words

2006-01-26 [Frosty French Fry]: thats fine but she said "fuck you" to me...why did you say that hun?? 

2006-01-26 [Lust]: Because you said I have issues typing!

2006-01-26 [Frosty French Fry]: sheesh...I didnt know you were gonna get all up in my grill about it...get all on the defense...I mean shoot, I just noticed you misspell some words...I figured you typed fast and mistyped some words

2006-01-26 [Lust]: I normaly do type to fast, sense i am on fake(no clue why) et, gaia, vampirefreaks, myspace, (sometimes runescape) and talking to people on MSN and yahoo. I keep myself buzy. But I mean to mistype some things, of course.

2006-01-26 [Frosty French Fry]: Ok then..thats all you had to say....

2006-01-26 [Lust]: *nods* Its fine

2006-01-26 [Frosty French Fry]: aight

2006-01-26 [B-Raz]: YAY no more agureing

2006-01-26 [B-Raz]: and yes I know I misspelled that I just can't spell tonight lol

2006-01-26 [Frosty French Fry]: So does anyone know what a Shinobi actually is?

2006-01-26 [B-Raz]: wait I think I do *thinks*

2006-01-26 [Lust]: Noppers...

2006-01-26 [B-Raz]: isn't it some type of ninja?

2006-01-26 [Lust]: No clue, ask him. I'm going to bed, al the suden I dont have any energy, nights! *hugs all*

2006-01-26 [B-Raz]: ok nighty night don

2006-01-26 [Frosty French Fry]: I know your already gone but night boss....I have no clue what it is, That why I was wondering if anyone did

2006-01-26 [Lust]: whats what is?

2006-01-26 [Kaze]: For the Bar thing from a while back, I could make a 3D render.. so long as no one complained of its quality.

2006-01-26 [Lust]: Sure!

2006-01-26 [Kaze]: <.<;; and ... uhm.... schematics for me..?

2006-01-26 [Lust]: uh.. sure?

2006-01-26 [Kaze]: -__-() *tries again* So.. any Idea's on how it should look?

2006-01-26 [Frosty French Fry]: like a bar....sophisticated looking, rich colors, woodgrain..etc etc

2006-01-26 [Lust]: o.O

2006-01-26 [Frosty French Fry]: what?

2006-01-26 [Lust]: exactly!

2006-01-26 [Frosty French Fry]: k then

2006-01-26 [Lust]: Should we have an age limit, or maturity limit?

2006-01-26 [Frosty French Fry]: I would say....No comment on that one

2006-01-26 [Lust]: Well, we dont want 12 year olds going around sying "I killed you! I'm in the mafia!" Do we?

2006-01-26 [Frosty French Fry]: no...I would say 15 or 16 and be 80% mature

2006-01-26 [Lust]: *nods*

2006-01-26 [Kaze]: o__o sophisticated looking... care to elaborate just.. just a weee bit there..? anyone..?

2006-01-26 [Lust]: Where?

2006-01-26 [Kaze]: uhm.... heh, okay... woodgrain I can do, I'm thinking a deep marble/walnut wood, a single, or possibly double shelf with bottles (the bottles are going to be an exceptional pain..) total length about 6 feet, height and width about 2 feet each leaving about 4 feet worth of walking space.

2006-01-26 [Lyfe and Death]: so how do i join

2006-01-26 [Lust]: Please read the page.

2006-01-26 [Lust]: That sounds great so far!

2006-01-26 [Kaze]: o__o Grawr! *shoots a prostitute* <.<;; ahem.... ennehway...  Oh, bah.. I'll just make whatevah I feel like makin. n__n *shakes fist* and everyone'll like it... or.... I'll kick. ...  Hard.

2006-01-26 [Lust]: Dont forget, no killing anyone in the family! So be careful where you point that thing!

2006-01-26 [Kaze]: Aii.. v__v *conceals*

2006-01-26 [rage2k5]: im back on if anyone cares.......lol

2006-01-26 [Lust]: yay?

2006-01-26 [rage2k5]: yay? what is that suppose to mean.......

2006-01-26 [Lust]: If I should say Yay or not.. I dont know, terrible day! I broke ep! It wont let me do the name link in my house...!

2006-01-26 [Blinded Seraphim]: *Sits down in his chair and snickers* smooth

2006-01-26 [Lust]: Yeah yeah, *grubles* Bad day...

2006-01-26 [Blinded Seraphim]: eh, shit happens

2006-01-26 [Lust]: Yeah, litterly!

2006-01-26 [Blinded Seraphim]: trust me, it can always be worse

2006-01-26 [Lust]: Dont say that! Only jinx some one!

2006-01-26 [Lust]: OKAY! Now.. I have an idea! Thanx to the oh great ones outtheir one ep

2006-01-26 [Lust]: We need a contest to put up on their! IDEAS PEOPLE!

2006-01-26 [Lust]: Like who is the best mafia place for the elfpack mafia or something!

2006-01-26 [Fion Faolan]: How about a drinking contest?

2006-01-26 [Lust]: ... has to be poll thing!

2006-01-26 [Fion Faolan]: I vote for Miami

2006-01-26 [bloodmut]: whos the sexiest

2006-01-26 [Fion Faolan]: Lynney would win though.

2006-01-26 [bloodmut]: only out of the women

2006-01-26 [bloodmut]: she can set it up so everyone of the girls can vote on the guys

2006-01-26 [bloodmut]: we all know that the stripper is going to win oh wait thats me

2006-01-26 [Fion Faolan]: Oooh, well that works.

2006-01-26 [Lust]: ...

2006-01-26 [Lust]: No serious, its going to go on main stuff.

2006-01-27 [rage2k5]: what the hell is a gizzard? my friend is eating them and they fucking stink

2006-01-27 [Lust]: Where are some of the top countrys that have mafias?

2006-01-27 [Lyfe and Death]: Italy

2006-01-27 [Lust]: OH BETTER! What mafia movie do they like the best?

2006-01-27 [Jentianrysk]: Chzeck republic

2006-01-27 [Lyfe and Death]: id say Italian or Russian even though theyre really corrupt

2006-01-27 [rage2k5]: godfather

2006-01-27 [Lust]: I give up... O.o.. *stomps out*

2006-01-27 [Fion Faolan]: Irish mafia.

2006-01-27 [Lyfe and Death]: what else

2006-01-27 [Fion Faolan]: The United Kingdom underworld, the Chinese Triads, the Japanese Yakuza, the east asian gangs, africa's warlords, the LA and NY bloods and crips

2006-01-27 [Frosty French Fry]: CRIPS my friend, CRIPS....then you got GD and Latin Kings

2006-01-27 [Fion Faolan]: I thought it was crypts? Anyway, don't forget to put MS in the latin gangs...

2006-01-27 [Lust]: mc

2006-01-27 [Frosty French Fry]: nope..Crips...and the Crips and Bloods are so/so now

2006-01-27 [Fion Faolan]: I've heard this, I never worried much about them, because I've always been in different areas, mainly fighting schools. But I did hear that.

2006-01-27 [Frosty French Fry]: ya

2006-01-27 [Fion Faolan]: I only had one bad experience with a gangster in my life.

2006-01-27 [Frosty French Fry]: well, I have been friends with all of the ones I know

2006-01-27 [Jentianrysk]: that is why you're the Master Pimp: accepted everywhere.

2006-01-27 [Lyfe and Death]: yea but there are more then jus crips and bloods alot more, there jsu the most famous

2006-01-27 [Frosty French Fry]: hahaha

2006-01-27 [Frosty French Fry]: Theres GD.....shit..a bunch of other ones

2006-01-27 [Lyfe and Death]: whay

2006-01-27 [Lyfe and Death]: latin kings, cholos, too fucking many to name off

2006-01-27 [Frosty French Fry]: wayyy too many

2006-01-27 [Lust]: O.o..

2006-01-27 [Blinded Seraphim]: and lets not forget the newest hackers, the shadowcrew

2006-01-27 [Fion Faolan]: All them gangs, plus the families in Cosa Nostra, but I think we covered them already.

2006-01-27 [Frosty French Fry]: ya

2006-01-27 [Lyfe and Death]: yea we already did, and dont forget the biker gangs like, hells angels, banditos

2006-01-27 [Frosty French Fry]: biker gangs...they are easy to deal with

2006-01-27 [Lyfe and Death]: true but it all depends

2006-01-27 [Blinded Seraphim]: yea...depends alright...depends on how big yer gun is :)

2006-01-27 [Frosty French Fry]: on?

2006-01-27 [Lyfe and Death]: i dont need a gun though

2006-01-27 [Blinded Seraphim]: yes, i would imagine the head of demolitions to be a bit more creative

2006-01-27 [Lyfe and Death]: yea but get me in a fast enoguh car liek my old one, biker wont stand a chance

2006-01-27 [bloodmut]: you need a driver?

2006-01-27 [Lyfe and Death]: naw i drive my own car, thats my second work of choice

2006-01-27 [bloodmut]: my too

2006-01-27 [Lyfe and Death]: no one drives my skyline but me

2006-01-27 [Blinded Seraphim]: me, just hand me the sharpest hunk o steel i can get my hands on...

2006-01-27 [bloodmut]: what years the skyline?

2006-01-27 [bloodmut]: i think my mustang might be faster

2006-01-27 [Lyfe and Death]: 2003 but had a speacial edition engine, myne was able to get to 300 mph without nos, i got it up to 285 and my front end lifeted up

2006-01-27 [Lust]: Guys will be guys..

2006-01-27 [bloodmut]: nice i got a 68 mustang 427

2006-01-27 [Fion Faolan]: It all depends on whether or not you own a stinger, and if they're in a building...

2006-01-27 [bloodmut]: i am just a driver not a shooter

2006-01-27 [Lyfe and Death]: well im a driver but i can throw a granade out the window to

2006-01-27 [bloodmut]: lol just keep your eyes on the road and kill the b******s

2006-01-27 [Lyfe and Death]: but i also have semetrix and c4

2006-01-27 [bloodmut]: that would blow a big f***ing hole in them

2006-01-27 [Lyfe and Death]: yup

2006-01-27 [Frosty French Fry]: Aight...Pyro, you are going under [Fion Faolan] as a Demo Tech....He was here first with the whole Demo thing...I do have permission from the boss to change it..take any complaints up with her

2006-01-27 [Blinded Seraphim]: and questioning boss may not be the wisest course of action

2006-01-27 [Frosty French Fry]: No, but I talked to her about it

2006-01-27 [the_puetzj]: Gah! people talk too much on here!...those of us who have a vague sembelance of a life cant keep up with reading it!

2006-01-27 [Blinded Seraphim]: watch your mouth! ill have you know i have a very hectic life complete with my own business!

2006-01-27 [the_puetzj]: thats cool i just dont get on as often

2006-01-27 [Fion Faolan]: That'd blow a big hole in the ground, to hell with the people.

2006-01-27 [rage2k5]: someone kill my boss at dell please ill pay good i swear

2006-01-27 [the_puetzj]: hey matt did you ever find anything on getting me that glock i got some business to take care of this week * lites cigar*

2006-01-27 [Big Brother]: yay! i'm the new head bodyguard!!!

2006-01-27 [Blinded Seraphim]: oh good lord...

2006-01-27 [Big Brother]: oh, you know you love me [Blinded Seraphim]

2006-01-27 [Blinded Seraphim]: hmm...

2006-01-27 [Fion Faolan]: Yay for battlefield!

2006-01-27 [the_puetzj]: hmmm

2006-01-27 [Lust]: One fuckin happy family =)

2006-01-27 [the_puetzj]: thats right boss

2006-01-27 [Fion Faolan]: Truth.

2006-01-27 [Frosty French Fry]: Here you go Mr. Puetz...a G18 <img:http://www.glock.com/g18c31s_small2.jpg>  *hands it to you* Enjoy

2006-01-27 [Fion Faolan]: Oooo, high cap. We could have used him at the airport..

2006-01-27 [the_puetzj]: alright thank you matt i now i am good to go i gotta head across town and muscle a guy tomorrow oes the boss 1.75 mil....f***in idiots

2006-01-27 [Fion Faolan]: Kick his ass Pu.

2006-01-27 [the_puetzj]: oh i plan to idiots that do that shit deserve it.....besides the boss seems to like money

2006-01-27 [Lyfe and Death]: any1 want sum explosives

2006-01-27 [the_puetzj]: shoulda called me if you needed help with a job

2006-01-27 [Lust]: Me? Money? Never..... GIMME!

2006-01-27 [Frosty French Fry]: Well theres your cash boss..why hadnt you said anything earlier about it

2006-01-27 [the_puetzj]: hey wait a second do i at least get to kick his ass first?

2006-01-27 [Fion Faolan]: Well, that's your job man, to kick his ass. And anyway that shit at the airport wasn't a big deal... really.

2006-01-27 [Fion Faolan]: We're kinda good right now Pyro. I'll let you know though, next op we have.

2006-01-27 [Lyfe and Death]: ok

2006-01-27 [Blinded Seraphim]: hello everyone, any business to attend to?

2006-01-27 [Kaze]: Soon, I'm gonna upload video of my shooting skills. =D

2006-01-28 [Blinded Seraphim]: Interesting

2006-01-28 [Lust]: What was added to the page?

2006-01-28 [Blinded Seraphim]: I added a firearms expert under my list

2006-01-28 [Frosty French Fry]: I added another assassin

2006-01-28 [Lust]: Oh okay, I was like... "What I miss?" But n/m another long day..

2006-01-28 [Lust]: Dont forget to ask them to be active, and the baner, AND the link to the mafia.

2006-01-28 [Frosty French Fry]: yep

2006-01-28 [Lust]: nope?

2006-01-28 [B-Raz]: so is today a slow day?

2006-01-28 [Blinded Seraphim]: yup...

2006-01-28 [B-Raz]: yeah it sounds like it lol

2006-01-28 [Lust]: Blah

2006-01-28 [B-Raz]: uh oh she's angry

2006-01-28 [Lust]: Sush you!

2006-01-28 [B-Raz]: *looks down and walks away*

2006-01-28 [the_puetzj]: *walks in and hands the boss a quarter mil* here you go this is all i could get today guess were gonna have to have another little chat next week too *grins evily*

2006-01-28 [Lust]: *takes it* Ohh goody, chat?

2006-01-28 [the_puetzj]: well whatever you want to call it....*looks inocently up at the ceiling*

2006-01-28 [Lust]: Huh?

2006-01-29 [Jentianrysk]: ...?

2006-01-29 [Lust]: ?

2006-01-29 [Jentianrysk]: when do I get to kill people? *throws a tantrum*

2006-01-29 [Lust]: Um... *stairs*

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